We're BACK 6/26
"They're making a couple of very good points." --Artie Lange (regarding Artielangedeathwatch.com)
We felt guilty about the heroin thing. We quit making fun of Artie. What does he do? He balloons up to 300lbs. and threatens to quit the show. Fuck quitting! We're back to monitor the corpulent funnyman in hopes that he gets his life together. Check out our analysis of Artie's lates foibles Tales of Tub.
Check out our Save Artie t-shirts, girl shirts and tanks, stickers and of course, bibs available now.
BIG NEWS: We have the Mad TV Babewatch tape! See images here!
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- He leaves his shirt (and sometimes his coat) on during sex
- Don Rickles called him a "baby gorilla"
- He made a video about how he's a fat drunk...over 10 years ago
- Once, he woke up with a pickle in his underpants
- He's "accidentally" snorted heroin and shit himself
- He was reported dead, and everyone believed it
- He drank two entire bottles of Jack Daniels at Howard's birthday party
- Known for saying "Artie's gotta do what Artie's gotta do"
- Courtney Love called him her "soulmate"
- He had a three way and some guy blew a load on his sweatshirt
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